Kentucky Tailgating

We are 5 days away from the Battle of the Bluegrass with our hated arch enemy, and little brother, The University of Louisville Cardinals. I thought I’d give a little insight into why we hate them. These are some things to remember if you are traveling to the pizza delivery stadium this weekend.

First off, their mascot. A Cardinal? Really? I used to take out these pests with my pellet gun when I was a young child. They chirp. That is the most vicious they get, chirping. I hating chirping birds, therefore I hate little brother.

Their Jealousy is next. that is right. They are jealous and really want to be us. So much so they run out and hire an old has been coach of ours who loves Blondes and Italian eateries. Also, go to any UL message board and you will see that the topics are predominately about our beloved cats. This obsession is borderline stalkerish, and a restraining order is in the works.

Finally, it is their fans. Serious. Look at this photo, and you will understand. Who is not going to hate a bunch of Slim Shady Wannabes?

It is six more days until our beloved Wildcats take on the communists of Louisville. The long wait is almost over. Operation Win gets its start, and Charlie Strong will see how weak his team is against its Big Brother.

This also means tailgating season is upon us. The first home game is against Western in under two weeks! Two Weeks and we all get to come together, get well oiled, and go scream until we are hoarse. It will be a great time with great friends. If yo are one of the many people who are stunbling upon our peice of the web, come visit us! We are a welcoming bunch. This year we are going to try and make things even more fun. At some point we will have a cornhole tourney. Perhaps a weekly picture of the Tailgate cotestw here you can win the priceless prize of bragging rights. And whatever else we can come up with.

So get ready for another great season! And come to the greatest tailgate you can find at Commonwealth Stadium. I’ll ramp up some notes this week aboutt eh team and give details about the tailgate in two weeks. And remember, come see us at the corner of Cooper and Sportcenter.

Our beloved Cats have practice in full swing! The battles for numerous positions are reportedly fierce. A good amount of optimism is coming out of Operation Win’s headquarters. Joker is getting the boys ready for a nice run and we are getting fired up for some high octane tailgating!

This year there will be a new tent that is a tailgater’s dream. We will have good friends, drinks, and food. Oh, and lets not forget about the hottest ladies on any gameday. Kentucky girls are the best of the best!

So get ready to get loose before the game at the tailgate, and get loud at the games. We will try and have some fun stuff. So come on out to the corner of Cooper and Sportcenter for the best tailgate around. To, Dirt and the boys will always treat you right!