Kentucky Tailgating

We are 5 days away from the Battle of the Bluegrass with our hated arch enemy, and little brother, The University of Louisville Cardinals. I thought I’d give a little insight into why we hate them. These are some things to remember if you are traveling to the pizza delivery stadium this weekend.

First off, their mascot. A Cardinal? Really? I used to take out these pests with my pellet gun when I was a young child. They chirp. That is the most vicious they get, chirping. I hating chirping birds, therefore I hate little brother.

Their Jealousy is next. that is right. They are jealous and really want to be us. So much so they run out and hire an old has been coach of ours who loves Blondes and Italian eateries. Also, go to any UL message board and you will see that the topics are predominately about our beloved cats. This obsession is borderline stalkerish, and a restraining order is in the works.

Finally, it is their fans. Serious. Look at this photo, and you will understand. Who is not going to hate a bunch of Slim Shady Wannabes?

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